(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-Oh, man!
I mean, when you... and then...
and then the other guy.
You see the look on his face?
"Oh, are you serious?"
(LAUGHING) Oh, dude,
we gotta do that again.
(LAUGHS) Yeah!
Where have you guys been?
We've been having
a bro weekend.
More like a...
ALL: ♪ Brocation! ♪
Let me get some. Whoo!
Passing it on, baby!
♪ Work it , work it,
work it out ♪
So what did you do
on this cation of the bros?
Sorry, Star, but
what happens on brocation,
stays on brocation.
I will say it was brosome.
Super brosome.
Man, it was bromazing.
Wow, you must be sick
of each other by now. I am.
No way, mama.
Nothing's better than
a few bros just bro-ing out.
-Which reminds me.
-(SQUEAKING)
Come on, bros, it's bath time!
(VOCALIZING)
Whoo! Whoo!
-(SIREN BLARING)
-Crime alert.
Dr. Light is loose
in Jump City,
there's no time to spare.
Sounds like we better
take the bro train.
All aboard! (HOOTING)
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga!
(BOYS HOOTING)
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga!
(BOYS HOOTING)
Okay. I can't deal with that.
I'll meet you guys over there.
Agreed. (CRASHING)
Oh, man, I am so amped
to smash Dr. Light's face in.
(GRUNTING)
Ha! Ha! Hyaa!
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(MUZAK PLAYING)
(THUDDING)
Huh? Elevator stopped.
No problemo.
I can fix it.
(DEVICE BEEPING)
Huh, no signal.
(CHUCKLING)
Hope we're not stuck.
Hyaa! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Whoo-ha!
You know what,
if I had to be stuck
in an elevator,
there's nobody
I'd rather be stuck with
than you guys.
-That's because we are...
-ALL: Elevator bros.
I'll have us out of here
in no time.
I know you will.
You are amazing, my friend.
You're part broman,
part brobot.
You're like a super Cybro.
You can fix anything.
(LAUGHING) Yeah!
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
I just wish I hadn't
drunk so much water
before we left.
Give it up, Dr. Light.
Your reign of terror is over.
Ah. Titans.
At long last, you shall
face your ultimate destruct...
Um, beg your pardon,
but where are the others?
They will be here soon.
For now, you'll have
to deal with us.
I'd really rather wait,
if it's all the same to you.
You see, this weapon
was designed to destroy
five people at a time.
You do understand.
Are you serious?
It really will be much more fun
with the whole gang present.
Fine. We'll wait.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
I really gotta go, bros.
And I really need
to pound some face.
(GROANING) I feel like
a caged tiger, bros.
And you do not cage a tiger.
Relax, bros, almost got it.
Just enjoy this
quality bro time.
Definitely!
Yeah. You're right.
-(STOMACH RUMBLING)
-(GROANS) Okay.
So, uh, what's up
with you and Starfire?
Uh, you know,
I'm playing it cool.
Taking it slow.
Girl touched my upper arm
six times this week.
Here, here, here,
here, here, and here.
So, uh...
(CLEARS THROAT)
basically,
we're pretty much dating.
Man, how do you do it?
You are so cool.
Booyah! Going down
in three, two, one...
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(SIREN WAILING)
-(EXPLOSION)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
What was that?
I think you accidentally
set off the security
system I installed.
Well...
This might take
a little longer
than I thought.
Oh. (LAUGHING)
Argh!
(YAWNING)
Um, any word
from your friends?
I'm sure they'll be here soon.
I have always wondered,
how did you get the name
Dr. Light?
Oh, I couldn't tell,
it's too embarrassing.
Dang. Oh, well.
Oh, the prettiest of pleases.
Well, you see,
my real name is Arthur.
And when I was a child
I used to do this trick
for my mummy
that would light up her day.
Oh!
You must show us the trick.
Promise not to laugh?
I give you the swear
of my pinky.
And I don't laugh.
Very well then.
Oh, I can't believe
I am doing this.
It has been years.
Now. Pull my finger.
Ah, we know this trick.
We live with Beast Boy.
Just trust me.
(FANFARE)
(GASPS) The trick is adorable.
Amazing!
-Are you girls hungry?
-I could eat.
(WHIMPERING)
I can't do it.
Can't hold it much longer.
(WHIMPERS)
Whole world of crime
out there. (GRUNTS)
Here I'm stuck in an elevator.
Hyaa!
Hyaa! Hyaa! Hyaa!
I bet Batman's never been
stuck in an elevator.
Hyaa! Hyaa! Hyaa!
ROBIN:
You got it fixed yet, bro?
Would have been,
if you hadn't
installed all that
stupid security junk, bro.
Yeah? Well, I think
you just don't know
how to fix it, bro.
-Is that a fact?
-That is a fact, Jack.
I'm not your Jack, bro.
And I'm not your bro, Jack!
(WAILING) That's it!
I can't hold it
another second.
I'm just gonna go.
I'm going.
Not here! Not here!
-Here and now, bro!
-Don't do it!
It's happening.
Oh, yeah, there it goes.
-Come on, hold it in.
-Too late, bro.
Mmm.
Ah. Oh, oh, mmm.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
And...done. (SIGHS)
Oh, well.
That just happened.
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
Let's see.
No, no, this is on me, ladies.
-Oh, thank you, Arthur.
-My pleasure.
You know,
you're not such a bad guy.
Well, if you want
to see my dark side.
I do have
a devilish thought...
Dessert?
(SNARLS)
Caged tiger.
(GROWLING)
Must pounce. (GROWLING)
Stop saying you're a tiger.
You are not a tiger!
Just relax, bros.
Relax?
You just relaxed
all over the floor.
And don't you call me bro.
Bro-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
Call me bro again. I dare you!
Don't you test me.
You think I've got
nothing left in the tank?
I'll do it again.
I will do it again.
That's it!
This tiger's claws are out!
(HISSING)
(GROWLING)
(ROARING)
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(EXCLAIMING)
Bro, you fixed it.
No, bro, you fixed it.
You can fix anything.
I love you bros. Bring it in.
Don't mind the wetness.
So, what were you gonna
do with that?
Well, in a nutshell,
it uses light
to super-heat the air
which in turn would
cause everyone to
instantly disintegrate.
(GIGGLING)
But it can also do this.
(GASPS) Ooh!
So very, very pretty.
This feels good,
not being evil.
What would you say
if I gave up my life of crime
and joined the Titans?
(GASPS)
Oh, that would be wonderful.
Then, from now on
I shall only use light
for good and entertainment.
That's great.
Ah. I truly feel today
is the first day
of the rest of my new li-- ow!
(GRUNTS) Too bad
the rest of your life
is going to be behind bars.
(HISSING)
-Wait.
-Stop!
(DR. LIGHT GROANING)
Welcome to the bro show, baby.
(CAWS)
Okay, it's my turn.
That's what
I'm talking about.
You like that, fool?
Save some for Cy.
Uh-huh. (IMITATES GUNFIRE)
Stay down.
You do not wanna get up.
Kablam!
(GROANING) You shall
pay for this, Titans.
Quickly!
Someone call the ambulance.
Let me get some.
Ooh, passing it on, baby.
♪ Work it, work it,
work it out ♪
Don't worry, Arthur,
help is on the way.
Sounds like
we better take the bro train.
All aboard! (HOOTING)
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga!
(ALL HOOTING)
(STARFIRE SCREAMS)
(MONSTERS GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
Super fresh!
(SNORING)
(MUMBLING) That's so fresh.
(CONTINUES SNORING)
Fresh!
-(CLANKING)
-(MUMBLING)
That's so fresh.
(SNORING)
(MUTTERING) What?
Ow! Oh, no! No, don't!
Ow! Ow!
Sleep fighting again!
-Ow!
-So fresh.
(ROBIN GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
Ready for you tonight.
(PURRING)
(SNORING)
Fresh.
-(SCREECHING)
-Fresh!
Fresh! Fresh! Fresh!
Aw! Hey, Sparkle-face.
Wanna race Butterbean to
the Gingerbread Jungle?
-Whoo-hoo!
-Ahhh!
(GRUNTING)
Ya!
-ROBIN: Fresh!
-(GASPS)
Ya! Fresh! Ya!
-(YAWNING)
-(SQUEALING)
(SIGHS) Fresh.
So annoying!
Fresh!
(GROWLS)
(WHISTLING)
Hey, morning, Titans.
(GROANING)
How did everybody sleep?
We didn't,
thanks to you.
You were doing
the sleep fighting again
last night, Robin.
And I was in the middle
of a good dream.
It's got to stop, bro!
It's a problem.
I'm the problem?
You guys snore like crazy.
-Every night I have to
listen to you.
-(SNORING)
(ROBIN MIMICKING)
Snug as a bug in a rug, dude.
And then you're all,
"Oh, I'm powering down."
(SNORING) Boo-yah!
And no one's
worse than you, Star!
(SNORING)
(MIMICKING STARFIRE SNORING)
Okay. So, maybe
the sleep fighting's
a problem.
I believe this calls
for the use of
the demon sorcery, Raven.
Dark magic isn't supposed
to be used for stupid things.
But what's the point
of having powers if you don't
use them for stupid things?
Dark magic
tends to get out of hand
when not treated with respect.
-There could be
unintended consequences.
-(DEMONS GROWLING)
Unintended consequences?
(SCOFFS)
-You just say that so we don't
always ask you for stuff.
-(BUBBLING)
-Fine. Just don't say
I didn't warn you.
-(SPLASHING)
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
Guess we'll know if it worked
in the morning.
(CROWING)
(SNORING)
(SIGHS) Looks like
Rave's spell worked.
Yes. We have all slept
like the small child.
I did have
a pretty great dream.
How'd you sleep, Robin?
(TEETH CHATTERING)
Need some sleep?
No, no sleep.
I can't sleep.
Don't sleep.
What's wrong with you, dude?
-(SIGHS)
-(GROWLING)
I'm up!
Oh! So that's how
Rave's spell works.
So very, very cruel.
But there weren't any of her
"unintended consequences."
You know what that means.
-Don't.
-Oh yeah!
Time for the,
"You were wrong" dance.
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Pick an apple,
put it in the basket ♪
♪ Pick an apple,
put it in the basket ♪
♪ Row that boat,
dig a hole ♪
♪ Shake it like a Quik,
shake it like a Quik ♪
♪ Wrong, so wrong,
Raven was so wrong ♪
♪ Wrong, so wrong ♪
♪ Raven was so wrong ♪
Now perhaps we can use
your powers to fix anything
that annoys us.
(GROANS)
You guys are
the only thing that
keeps me sane in this house.
What's that, Butterbean?
Princess Silkie Soft needs us
for an important mission?
CYBORG:
♪ Boo-boo-boo
yah-yah-yah-boo ♪
That is right, my pretty,
pretty Pegasus.
I, Princess Silkie Soft...
Silkie! (CLEARS THROAT)
Yes,
I, Princess Silkie Soft...
CYBORG:
♪ Boo-boo-boo
yah-yah-yah-boo ♪
...need you to venture to
Taffy Swamp...
♪ Boo-boo-boo
yah-yah-yah-boo ♪
What are you doing?
Just practicing my boo-yahs!
♪ Boo-boo-boo-yah-yah... ♪
Boo-yah!
It's more annoying
than Robin's sleep fighting.
And I was able to
fix that problem.
Uh, why are your eyes
glowing all scary like that?
(SOFTLY) Boo-yah.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
-(SNORING)
-(ZAPS)
(MUMBLING)
What's wrong, bro?
(SCREAMING)
What happened to your mouth?
(MUMBLING)
I can't understand
a thing you're saying!
She did this to you?
Just doing what you guys
told me to do.
Fix annoying stuff with magic.
How is he supposed to eat now?
Oh, thanks for reminding me.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
It's lunch time.
(WHIMPERS)
(SOBBING)
What is wrong with you, mama?
I was just wondering
the same thing about you.
-Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
-(TEETH CHATTERING)
You turned me into a balloon?
How's that fixing me?
Oh, you can still change
into animals.
-Any animal I want.
-(GIRAFFE BELLOWING)
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
(MONKEY SHRIEKING)
Ooh, look, a poodle.
But I don't want to be
a poodle!
(LAUGHING)
There's so much more to fix.
(CYBORG MUMBLING)
That's the worst
argument ever!
Guys, guys, guys.
(YAWNING)
-You okay, dude?
-Yeah.
All we have to do...
(SNORING)
What? What are you
laughing at?
I will wipe that smile
off your face, Cyborg!
(MUMBLING)
(NASALLY) Hey!
Cyborg! Whoa!
You learned to talk
out of your nose.
Every time Raven uses
her dark magic
for stupid reasons
it makes her
more and more evil.
This is the
unintended consequence
she was talking about.
Wait. She's going to
fix Starfire next.
(SNORING)
(STARFIRE SCREAMING)
How could you?
She has given me...
The big hair!
I look like a ripe banana!
I think it looks kind of cute.
(SNORING)
That woman
has lost her humanity!
(ROBIN SNORING)
-We are going to have to
talk to Raven.
-STARFIRE: (WAILING) Why? Why?
Just not with your nose full,
it's rude and it's gross.
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(DISTORTED VOICE)
Yes, Sparkle-face,
Princess Silkie Soft
is going to be married
to the Gum Drop King.
Isn't that right, Princess?
-(RETCHING)
-Silkie!
BEAST BOY: Hey, mama.
Ah, we're just thinking
that maybe
you're taking this
changing stuff thing
a little too far.
-(GROWLING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
You were saying?
That's it.
We've had enough, Raven.
Titans! (SNORING)
Ow! (SCREAMING)
(SPLASHES)
You know, maybe there's
just no fixing you guys.
(SCREAMING)
There's only one way
to reach her in this state.
Through the only things
that keep her sane.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
We just wanted to talk.
Isn't that right,
Sparkle-face?
Oh, that is correct,
the Bean of Butter.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Sparkle-face? Butterbean?
But most of all,
we really miss
the old Raven
and hope she'll come back
to play with us, the horses.
(BOTH KISSING)
Okay. Cut it out. Cut it out.
If only we could all be like
Sparkle-face and Butterbean.
You're absolutely right,
Butterbean.
Sorry, guys. I guess
I got a little carried away
with the changes.
CYBORG: It's cool, Rave.
(NEIGHING)
Who wants to race?
(ALL NEIGHING)
Ugh!
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!